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jotatochip:

colonelmayor:

kazehaya-kamito:

thelastofthiskind:

Is this Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure?

This is Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

Stand: Beverly Hills Stand user: Will SmithStrength: A   Speed: A   Range: BStaying: C   Precision:  C  Learning: AAbility: Can strike with considerable power and agility. The longer the stand remains active the more the terrain around the user transforms into a more advantageous setting until the user is where they want to be. 

jotatochip:

colonelmayor:

kazehaya-kamito:

thelastofthiskind:

Is this Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure?

This is Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

Stand: Beverly Hills 
Stand user: Will Smith
Strength: A   Speed: A   Range: B
Staying: C   Precision:  C  Learning: A
Ability: Can strike with considerable power and agility. The longer the stand remains active the more the terrain around the user transforms into a more advantageous setting until the user is where they want to be. 

eirikrjs:

Welp, time to go use the church’s computer.

bbyboyy:

PLEASTHE

I never knew slides could break like that. Holy shit.

I never knew slides could break like that. Holy shit.

exxxmilitary:

this is going too far

exxxmilitary:

this is going too far

vejiga:

perplexedcam:

Me:

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You:

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Why am I reminded of the "My Dick" song from Mickey Avalon? Someone’s gotta parody that, or at least make part 2 with more examples.

"My con: San Diego Comic-Con
Yo con: Piss the ball pit at DashCon
My con: Got panels galore
Yo con: got an empty show floor

My con: tickets are cheap
Yo con: Donations please
My con: International event
Yo con: deflated and wet.”

thepineappleoverlord:

this happpened

thepineappleoverlord:

this happpened

A combination of piss and Tumblfunk came together to create a horror never before seen by human eyes. This would be an extra hour no one will soon forget.

A combination of piss and Tumblfunk came together to create a horror never before seen by human eyes. This would be an extra hour no one will soon forget.

You seem to really not like DashCon. Is it, like, the worst-of-the-worst con? (I really don't know, the only ones I properly know of are ones like SDCC and NYCC)
Anonymous

hythe:

hythe:

DashCon is a first-year fandom convention for Tumblr users. It is happening this weekend and turning into possibly the largest convention kerfuffle anyone has ever seen.

The list continues but so far it’s only the con’s second day and it is quite literally the most dramatic, hysterically cringe-worthy convention debacle I have ever seen unfold.

Adding some updates as of 7/12 at 7:35 PM EST:

  • The game room consists of some tables, one TV, and one gaming console. No, really, that’s it.
  • DashCon proves they have possibly the worst PR team ever when addressing the WTNV cancellation. Instead of clearly explaining the situation, they say they “don’t want to get into it,” and then offer compensation for those who bought advanced seating tickets for the Night Vale show. What’s the compensation? An extra hour playing in the ball pit (which is really just a slowly-deflating children’s pool with some balls in it). Oh, and if there’s room, you may get one of the first-come-first-serve spots at the Time Crash concert happening tonight. Huzzah!
  • Most panels are completely disorganized. The “Name That Anime” panel was even handing out hotel mints as prizes for correctly answering questions like “what’s the anime where they fight with clothes!!!”
  • This still needs verification, but supposedly there are minors being let into the 18+ panels (like “BDSM 101”), which DashCon could easily get sued for allowing. Not that they have the money for it.
  • It’s been pointed out that as a Marriott hotel, the Renaissance would have required them to submit their full reservation payment 5 days in advance of the event. Therefore it’s very, very likely that the “$17,000 fundraising” was a huge scam. Because DashCon would’ve had to pay that money 5 days before this weekend or the event wouldn’t even be happening in the first place.
  • Furthermore, someone attempted to debunk the letter that DashCon posted to prove that the hotel asked for money. Not all their points are valid (i.e. “RE:” is commonly used for “Regarding”, not just in response to previous communication, and idk but this dude doesn’t strike me as an expert on internal Marriott stationary), but frankly the letter looks sketchy if only because 17000% 99% of it is whited out. Is it real? Is it fake? We just don’t know.
  • There has been no confirmation that the money donated in cash and via PayPal last night ever made it to the hotel (if that was indeed where it was intended to go).
  • People are demanding full or at least partial refunds. Needs verification, but purportedly DashCon has a list at the con where you can sign your name and the amount you donated to be refunded later. Which sounds like a totally effective and not at all easily-abused system.
  • Attendees are either in denial saying this is the best con ever or they’re crying and having panic attacks. Welcome to Tumblr.

And as a bonus: DashCon originally ran an IndieGoGo campaign last year to raise $5,000 to start their convention. They raised $4,000. The campaign ended in April 2013 and rewards have still not been sent out (which consisted of tea bags, a couple business cards with your Tumblr URL on them, and if you donated $500+, some knick-knacks from Etsy).

A flaccid dick looks more competent than that sad excuse for a ballpit.